What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

I agree

Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

giddy goat

Win industrial estate, Newry

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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