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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Gorden Brown.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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Scott Gomez

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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