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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

heads up!

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

whats good about poland... fukk all

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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