- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

whats chinese noodles

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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