- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

shut up kobe!

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

falling didnt make the difference

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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