How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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I agree

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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