- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Rigo your a stupid ass

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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