Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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womens rights

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Check out page 4016 :)

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Woman's rights

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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