Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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