I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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my mind's eye?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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try slamming a revolving door

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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