How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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Sarah Palin

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Black people stink of shite!

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles roll ed into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’ The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed.. ‘Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else—-the small stuff. ‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn. Take care of the golf balls first—-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand. One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled.... And than he shove all the items up his ass

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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