- Anti Joke

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.