- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Gun Control

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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