- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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