Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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i have to pee out my ass.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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