- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Woman's rights

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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