Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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