- Anti Joke

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you