Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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