Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Cows are land manatees.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

The Christian Bible.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

im a dragon, no im not

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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