- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Knock Knock Go Away

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Misner is a twat.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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