When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

say cheese

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

Like this joke, bitch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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