Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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say cheese

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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