- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

roses are black violets are black im blind

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

My pet rock died.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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