whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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