What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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