I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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Anti Joke

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