Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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