- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

Why didn't he finish his

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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