- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

TIMMAH!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

At least I dont have AIDS.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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