Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Women's rights

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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