- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Chuck Norris.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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