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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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