- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What color is red paint? Red

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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