What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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Religion.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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Anti Joke

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