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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Women's rights.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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