why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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