What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Yo mama's fat.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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i have two hands.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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