- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

a man is running away

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Your Mom

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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