What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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42, that is all

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Where are you going Your house

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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You idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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