What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

I pooped.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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