Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Hillary Clinton

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Come In!

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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