- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

elen degeneres is straight....

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Women's rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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