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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

Cheese stick

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Whats funnier than 24? 25

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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