What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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