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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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