- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Guess what? Holocaust

Black People.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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