No.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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out of your comfort zone

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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AIDS

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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