how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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cancer

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Your grandma's cookies.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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speech and debate.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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