- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

What's 1+1? 69.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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