- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

"knock knock" "Come in"

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Welcome to die!

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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