- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Women's rights.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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