- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Jesus was a good guy

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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