Religion.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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