how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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