Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Barack Obama

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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women rights

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Breast cancer.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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