- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

I had sex with my mother in law

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...