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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

Justin Bieber.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

Samraj.

VAGINA.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

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