Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Justin Bieber.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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