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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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No.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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