- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

This sentence is false.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

i have an apple. now suck my dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

women's rights.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

homework

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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