- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

speech and debate.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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