- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Thumbs this up

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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I had sex with my mother in law

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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