Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Chuck Norris.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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