- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

What color is red paint? Red

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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