I was Born ready I was born naked.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

guest what i love pancakes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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