- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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2 + 2 = fish

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

Jesse gets so many ladies

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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